Even worst pizza
Is better than no pizza
Hold on... Maybe not

McDonald's french fries
Or Burger King onion rings?
The jury's still out

Der Weinerschnitzel
They have a fake German name
But the best hot dogs

We call them fish sticks
In England they're fish fingers
Gives me a haddock

Burger King hash browns
Are really just tater tots
False spudvertising

Tropical pizza
Dole on the pineapple chunks!
Hawaii with it

(Guest submission)

I can't imagine
Pineapple on a pizza
It should be a crime

What is in Jell-O?
Melted down old gummy bears?
I'm afraid to ask

Sausage patty, cheese
On toasted English muffin
Makes me so happy

Chocolate pudding cup
Tastes like a cold chocolate shake
But you can't spill it