Watching government
Trying to get something done
Like watching paint dry

Haiku are like clouds
Sometimes you see things in them
Sometimes they're just clouds

Burger King hash browns
Are really just tater tots
False spudvertising

Tropical pizza
Dole on the pineapple chunks!
Hawaii with it

(Guest submission)

I can't imagine
Pineapple on a pizza
It should be a crime

If you're listening
Guys over there at Sonic
Please! One in L.A.!

The wheels on the bus
Go round and round, round and round
Except in rush hour

Sports cars go vroom vroom
Motorcycles go zoom zoom
My Mustang just purrs

April 17
Is National Haiku Day
Share these with a friend!

Mary had a lamb
It went everywhere she went
It's now a sweater