What is a sammich?
It's like a plain old sandwich
But it's got more crust

Subway sammiches
Tuna is my favorite
Make mine a foot-long

The framed glass units
Produced for South Korea
Windows to the Seoul

It's a rainy day
Makes me wanna put on boots
And jump in puddles

Five basic food groups
Pizza, burgers, wings, french fries
And the healthy stuff

Life is like Star Trek
Everyone going warp 9
I'm stuck on impulse

I am self-employed
I really love my job but
My boss is a jerk

Camping in the rain
Rain drops rhythm on the tent
Most peaceful ever

Sometimes a hard climb
Getting haiku not to rhyme
Happens all the time

Haikuphobia
The fear of writing haiku
'Cause you're bad at math