Nurses are like saints
They can perform miracles
And they have patience

(patients)

Poetic license
Sometimes needed in haiku
Mine has expired

Time waits for no one
You can't make up for lost time
It's time for a nap

Obituaries
My name is not there today
The drinks are on me

I sit and wonder
Why my life is so crazy
Just lucky, I guess

Parental warning
Some instruments rated R
Sax and violins

On Mt. Olympus
The Greek Gods eat ambrosia
But we have pizza

How did we ever
Find anything anywhere
Before Google Maps?

Local McDonald's
Is getting a remodel
Lipstick on a pig

Neither dough nor nuts
Donuts need a better name
How 'bout Cake Bagels?