Local McDonald's
Is getting a remodel
Lipstick on a pig

Neither dough nor nuts
Donuts need a better name
How 'bout Cake Bagels?

One hour parking
Violaters will be towed
Don't touch my Mustang

The tiny tacos
At Jack in the Box are now
My new fave junk food

How come you always
Spill something on yourself when
You're in a white shirt?

Objects in haiku
Are bigger than they appear
Keep looking forward

Cars that take their time
Going thru short left-turn lights
Really piss me off

The North wind blows cold
Bad things on the horizon
I'll wear a jacket

The worst thing about
Writing haiku is when you
Run out of sylla...

Another hump day
We have to slog thru it but
Camels love this day