Just my luck, the light
at the end of the tunnel
is oncoming train

So many things beep
We live with it every day
Nobody hears them

Haiku is over
No more syllables are left
When fat lady sings

Web server room keys
Couldn't find them anywhere
404 error

The Wendy's Frosty
It's chocolate or vanilla
I always get both

Pigs in a blanket
All snoozing, snuggly and warm
Darn, can't eat them now

Piano forte
You just need a piano
And some big blankets

A hard song to sing
U.S. National Anthem
Francis Scott Off-key

Turning Japanese
Yes, I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

The sugar rush from
A McDonald's McGriddle
Could light up Pittsburgh